(expanded version)
Humorous sci-fi tale about an irresponsible playboy whose powers of attraction have brought him an admirer he could have never imagined -- one that might not only cost him his life, but the lives of countless billions.
In a lovely Victorian home in modern-day San Francisco, playboy JP Pooler becomes snared in a bizarre love affair he could have never foreseen, one that not only gains him national attention on a very unflattering scale, but that may put an end to his womanizing ways in the most permanent manner possible.
With oddball events unfolding at record speed, and the police threatening to put him away for good, JP is forced to turn to his worst enemy for help. But even this drastic step offers little solace... because things are about to get worse... much much worse.
And with life, the universe, and pretty much everything now hanging by a thread, it's left to JP, and his misbegotten morals, to make one last stand before it's too late.