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Volume Two of Lubrican's Twisted Fairy Tales and Naughty Nursery Rhymes is a raw, sexy look at now additional details of certain old stories might be filled in, or (I'll admit it) just plain made up. The foreword explains that there is no moral to any of these stories. In fact, these stories have no morals either. These are adult fantasies, and have no place in the world of children. Bedtime ... most assuredly ... but only bedtime for the big people in your house.

We begin with a very loose adaptation of a well known story. This one is titled "Cindy Ella" and while it follows the original story line, to a large degree, it isn't the shoe that fits her foot that identifies her to the prince. Make no mistake - it fits her just fine - but it isn't her shoe we're talking about here.

Then it is onward to an alternate version of another well known tale. In this much updated one, Goldie Lox meets the Behr family and learns the price of running away from home and sleeping ... naked ... in a stranger's bed.

After that we explore a whole lot more of the story of Jack and Jill, who become much closer than the average brother and sister - MUCH closer, if you know what I mean. So if taboo isn't your thing, then be warned to skip this one. On the other hand, if you want to understand what the poem was all about, then this is one possibility.

And our sojourn through far, far away ends with the bicycle ride of Little Red Riding Pants, who manages to avoid being raped by The Big Bad Wolf, when her big brother saves her. The only problem is that she gets so fired up in the process that she needs big brother to save her again ... in a very intimate and naughty way. Again, if taboo doesn't do it for you, then save your money.

All in all, this volume is just a collection of nasty, naughty stories that will get your blood pressure up and start talking funny to your significant other. They are offered to you in the spirit of good (not clean) fun, so enjoy a little ridiculousness that just might lead to you getting happy.

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