DISREGARD AMAZON\'S \"ESTIMATED PAGE LENGTH\" FOR THIS TITLE.
It is in actuality, over 100 pages of poetry, fitting a standard book-length poetry collection.
A collection of the crappiest poems ever written in the history of the universe
If you feel sad or abandoned, this book of poems wants to be your friend. \"Would you please by my friend?\" it is asking you sincerely.
If you are feeling anxious, lonely, depressed, sad, hopeless, discouraged, if you are in a mental institution or think it would be fun to go to one, or if you just enjoy reading weird poetry for whatever reason, these poems would like to be your friend.
Will you please be its one and only friend in this whole wide, cruel, cold world?
Tao Lin zombie, Mallory Whitten raves: \"Felt really bad after reading... Sweet.\"