Sharks, farm animals, ferris wheels and space missions. What DIY wedding experience would be complete without them? And don’t forget thousands of one-legged Anna Nicole Smiths in wet T-shirts, beavers, mastodons and halter tops. Knot So Funny explores all of the usual wedding traditions, including anticipation of violence, fear of evil spirits, slutty girls in high heels and Billy Idol. And there is plenty of helpful wedding advice such as skipping the formal wedding invitation process and posting flyers on telephone poles at major intersections. If you find yourself often making fun of things other people take very seriously, this book is for you. If you are one of those people that take things very seriously, add Knot So Funny to your bridal registry anyway and read passages aloud at your bridal shower. You need to lighten up.