The painfully hilarious and pathetic adventures of Icarus Scrod; a fabulously weathly author and hopelessly weird hermit who despises money and people... especially those that actually like him. Join Icarus in a wild and crazy tale involving chickens genetically spliced with pizza, a ride in a Maelstrom to the bottom of the South Pacific sea, and a perpetual wait in line for admittance to an Australian insane asylum. There's also a good bit when he scorches his tongue on a fried cheese stick. Indisputably, undoubtedly and unquestionably the funniest book ever written and very soon to become a major award-winning motion picture, probably more successful than Star Wars, and more beloved than Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings combined.
Sienna has a bit of a problem. She’s a vampire by day and human by night. And it’s just as confusing as it sounds. Does the Daywalker have what it takes to take down some of the world’s most feared and powerful vampires? Get this complete series boxed set to find out! --- What do you call a vampire by day, a human by night? Confused? That makes two of us! Sunlight is a little p...
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