5 stars from Joe Konrath, who says, "Pure Comedic Brilliance." This is a collection of NINE SHORT STORIES, all based (unfortunately) on my own experience. Dating, divorce, desperation--all that good stuff! After nineteen years of marriage, I was suddenly thrust into a brave new world of dating--online, offline, standing in line, listening to lines--and I've survived to tell these tales. CAUTION: if you're contemplating divorce, these stories may convince you to consider marriage counseling. If you're out there dating, chances are you will relate. OMG! Here's a scary thought: maybe you've met some of these guys! Names have been changed to protect the guilty. (14,613 words.)Third edition: Linked Table of Contents and Cover.Warning: This cover has been banned by Facebook. (Someone objected to a cylinder in a tuxedo.) Proceed at your own risk--PG-13 rated content!About the author:Suzanne's short story Downhill was first published in Arts Perspective Magazine. Rock Bottom is published in the Mota 9: Addiction anthology, available on Kindle. Her short story Ghost Plane (not included in the Dating My Vibrator collection) was published by Crimespree Magazine. Venus Faded appears in the anthology Pronto! Writings from Rome, along with notable authors including: Dorothy Allison, Elizabeth Engstrom, Terry Brooks, and John Saul. Rocky Mountain Fiction Writers awarded her first prize in the Colorado Gold Writing Contest, and Maui Writers awarded her third prize in the Rupert Hughes writing competition.