This my fine friends, represents the first ever Discordian work to be translated to Kindle format.
Presenting for your edification most great, the lost works of Discordian Elder The Rev. Igantious Dryroasted Chaffinch, bound together in electronic form for the final time ever!
Learn the secret true Discordian history!
Marvel at the many linguistic errors and spelling mistakes!
Sneer at the incorrect information!
Unravel the conspiracy today!
Miss this and miss the Ersine motion event of the century!
Initially distributed to snarks, neckbeards, freaks, geeks and weirdo\'s via the interweb way back in 2008, this work of Erisian prose contains only the contractually obliged bare minimum of Principia Discordia quotes.
Now this kinde edition can be used on your hip ironic coffe shop journeys, read on the bus, or just plain downloaded and ignored.
You know whom I\'m talking to.
You there at the back with your ironic tee shirt, ear plugs and white headphones on, having a conversation about deep deep things while you sip on your double frothy latte.
You need this book. It\'s both ironic and trendy. It also has easily remembered slogans and things you could sound quite deep quoting. It\'s also not very long and has pictures in it.
If it was a real book, you could colour them in. I\'d not recommend it tho unless you have quite the surfeit of ebook readers hanging about.
It\'s neoirreligous.
You\'ve never even heard that word before have ya? Yeah.
Edutained you already have I?
Thought so.
c\'mon, you\'ve been wowed by this swanky intro have you not?
hello?
helloooo?
sir or madam?
aw bugger.
they are going to take my other leg for this you know. They .. they fed the other one to a Scrid after my last book tanked.
I got kids to feed you know. Hard to do with one leg.
Blind, small, orphaned crippled kids with no arms and legs, whom are lactose intolerant and need expensive injections of gold and dollar bills, almost daily. Poor mites. Will some one not think of the childerens?
Aw heck. I think I oversold it.
hello?
sir?
madam?
heloooo?
aw.
bugger.
there goes my other leg then. . .
This special (special like the shortbus) enhanced Kindle edition has been painstakingly recreated from the original.
After 7 versions of fail, we bring you the final, the definitive, Aeturnus Ille Discordia Super Kindefail Edition.
Hell. It even has graphics in it.
But don\'t believe me, here\'s what some fine literary scholars made of it.
\"Load of old toss, this chaffinch fellow has not got a bloody clue what he\'s talking about...\" ~ Bob Monkhouse
\"A powerhouse of esoteric information. Essential reading for the acolyte on the go.\" ~ Cardinal Sin
\"Sometimes when you read something, you wish you could un-read it ... y\'know .. god I wish that \" ~ Micheal Winner
\"HGNNNNNNN! HGNNNNNN!!!! HGNNNNNNN!\" ~ Marty Wild
\"This dude just gave me some killer buds to say this was cool man. fk yeah. Pass the bong\" ~ Random Hippie I Bribed
\"Bless my fat speed riddled alcohol bloated corpse, what the hell is this toss?\" ~ L Ron Hubbard via Ouija Board
\"When one is shapeshifting into one\'s reptilian form and feasting upon small childeren, one enjoys to read Chaffinch\" ~ HRH Elizabeth II
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