What do sexy vampire women, dumb zombies, cocky immortals, reality shifters, sadistic angel killers, brainless starlets, hack sci-fi writers, three-eyed alien invaders, mungo weed addicted space engineers, and psycho robotic replicants have in common? These are beings that you should never examine too closely...if you wish to maintain your sanity and your life...the type of creatures whom you should ignore when you pass them by, keeping your head down and walking fast.
If, on the other hand, you are a thrill seeker, a lover of the bizarre and outlandish, the kind of person who likes to go back stage at the freak shows and booze it up with the outcasts of humanity and dance with the midget with the pink tutu, well then...this book is probably not for you either.
If, on the other, other hand, you a seeker of knowledge, a purveyor of the unusual, and one who understands that "there are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy," then this is the collection of sci-fi and horror short stories for you. With a mixture of high humor and low drama, blunt wit and sharp stupidity, this tome is sure to satisfy all tastes...especially if you dislike blood-sucking IRS agents, modern art, and blond, fascist women named Ann.
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