My Horizontal Life

Chelsea Handler
Bloomsbury USA , English
54 ratings
  • Travo added a soundbite 3 years ago
    Not a book I would normally get, but so glad I did! I enjoyed it immensely!! Hilarious!!!
  • dancampb added a soundbite 3 years ago
    Easy summer read, entertaining stories. Doesn't make me want to watch her show. Funny book.
  • ring9825 added a soundbite 4 years ago
    I expected shallow and bitchy, but overall much less entertainingly written than I'd hoped.
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    An anonymous Lendler added a soundbite 4 years ago
    Not for everyone, but exactly what you expect from Ms. Handler: bitchy & brazen humor.
  • Casandra added a soundbite 4 years ago
    Funny book but no point whatsoever.
  • lizblue added a soundbite 4 years ago
    Funny enough that I want to read more--but not funny enough to pay 12.99 for other books! Maybe $5.
  • libgirl9 added a soundbite 4 years ago
    Chelsea is funny, but after I read one of her books I want to punch her for being such a bitch.

You’ve either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend’s irritating wedding, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation. Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool. Enter Chelsea Handler. Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea loves men and lots of them. My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well-endowed little person, from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty. Encouraged by her motley collection of friends (aka: her partners in crime) but challenged by her family members (who at times find themselves a surprise part of the encounter), Chelsea hits bottom and bounces back, unafraid to share the gritty details. My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won’t be ashamed to talk about in the morning.

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