Writing in response to Steve Harvey's Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man, author Maria Bustillos reveals the secrets of women in order that men, too, can get what they want from women--which is to get them into bed. An absurdist meditation on the battle of the sexes--and required reading for would-be Lotharios, as well as parents of teenage girls--from the author of Dorkismo: the Macho of the Dork.