The lesbian Di Vinci Code! Rich Kaolyn Reardon always thought she was straight. Then she got caught up in the search for certain ancient Celtic documents, which contained a priceless secret. Soon Kaolyn found herself on her way to Madrid in the company of Cherise, an outlandish and beautiful multi-lingual lesbian bon vivant. After surviving steamy girl-girl sex with Cherise, a kidnapping, one murder and some sexual abuse, the two girls find missing pages critical to decoding the Celtic manuscripts. Using her considerable skills, Cherise translates the works and publishes them as “Ancient Goliard Love Rites.” The ending finds Kaolyn living lustfully and happily with another woman and the discovery of a prophylactic cure for sexually transmitted diseases.